NAME: |
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Clive Banks |
AGE: |
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45 years plus V.A.T. (this is a lie) |
OCCUPATION: |
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Head of Service Management / Service Delivery Manager / Project Manager / I.T. Consultant / Website Developer / Writer / Historian / Television Producer & Director / Beer Taster |
KNOWN ALIASES: |
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'Mr. B', 'Hubby', 'Dad' |
MARITAL STATUS: |
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Married (see Known Associates: 'The Missus') |
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: |
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Spikey hair, beardy, mad grin, tattoo on right shoulder, mole on left leg, badger on right foot |
LIKES: |
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Beer, cheesecake, science fiction, more beer, comic books, thunderstorms, another beer, children's television from the 1970s, pizza, even more beer |
DISLIKES: |
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Lack of beer, bad drivers, commuting, noisy eaters, marzipan |
HEROES & ROLE MODELS: |
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Tom Baker, Sid James, Basil Brush, Eric Sykes, Frankie Howerd, Patrick Macnee, Adam West, Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers, Bill Shatner, Laurel & Hardy, whoever invented beer |
LOCATION: |
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East Sussex, England |
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: |
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'The Missus', 'Tom', 'Emma' |
SPECIAL ABILITIES: |
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Has encyclopaedic knowledge of all science fiction, fantasty and children's shows ever made; makes great television programmes; cooks a great quiche; able to recall any type of potato crisp available in the 1970s-1980s; can play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on nose |
IF ENCOUNTERED: |
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Treat with care: buy him a beer and tell him how great he looks today |