Clive now		Clive as a baby

NAME:		Clive Banks
AGE:		50 years plus V.A.T. (this is a lie)
OCCUPATION:		Head of Service Management / Service Delivery Manager / Project Manager / I.T. Consultant / Website Developer / Writer / Historian / Television Producer & Director / Astronaut / Beer Taster
KNOWN ALIASES:		'Mr. B', 'Hubby', 'Dad'
MARITAL STATUS:		Married (see Known Associates: 'The Missus')
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:		Spiky hair, beardy, mad grin, tattoo on right shoulder, mole on left leg, badger on right foot
LIKES:		Beer, cheesecake, science fiction, more beer, comic books, thunderstorms, another beer, children's television from the 1970s, pizza, cheese puffs, even more beer
DISLIKES:		Lack of beer, bad drivers, commuting, noisy eaters, marzipan
HEROES & ROLE MODELS:		Tom Baker, Sid James, Basil Brush, Eric Sykes, Frankie Howerd, Patrick Macnee, Adam West, Reed Richards, Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers, Bill Shatner, Laurel & Hardy, whoever invented beer
LOCATION:		East Sussex, England
KNOWN ASSOCIATES:		'The Missus', 'Tom', 'Emma'
SPECIAL ABILITIES:		Has encyclopaedic knowledge of all science fiction, fantasty and children's shows ever made; cooks a great quiche; able to recall any type of potato crisp sold in the 1970s-1980s; can play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on nose
IF ENCOUNTERED:		Treat with care: buy him a beer and tell him how great he looks today

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